urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:israel_standup money in a ziplock bag money in a ziplock bag 2007-05-10T03:17:45Z urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:israel_standup:2210 2007-05-10T03:17:45Z 2007-05-10T03:17:45Z <big><big><big><big><big><big>WHO WANTS SALUTE YOUR SHORTS DVD'S</big></big></big></big></big></big> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:israel_standup:1942 2007-02-22T01:00:54Z 2007-02-22T01:00:54Z who be watching american idol urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:israel_standup:1767 2007-02-06T03:24:24Z 2007-02-06T03:24:24Z who be watching the white rapper show urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:israel_standup:1378 2007-01-26T05:01:54Z 2007-01-26T05:08:46Z <a name="cutid1"></a>Alex Turner is Robert Schwartzman's most faithful groupie.<br /><br />Alex Turner is the inspiration behind Bob Dylan's "I'll Be Your Baby Tonight".<br /><br />Alex Turner kidnapped Shawn Hornbeck.<br /><br />It has been rumored that Alex Turner has been spending a lot of his time in Galveston, Texas with an old buddy of his named Jason. The two have been seen on the site Stickam performin lewd acts, such as shoving toothbrushes and Old English bottles in their bumz and drinking their own urine.<br /><br />Alex Turner is on a mission to kidnap sexy little boys with a size 17 Aryan princess.<br /><br />Alex Turner and Drake Bell smoking cigarettes and holding hands.<br />-gawker.com sightings<br /><br />On the morning of January 25, 2007 at 12:35 AM, Ryan Ross saw Alex Turner and Adam Brody walking hand in hand out of a gay bar in London. Ross began to sob uncontrollably. He approached Turner and Brody, and yelled, "YALL ARE BEING SO MEAN TO ME I HATE TODAY!!!". Ross then ran away in the opposite direction while screaming.<br /><br />If you play Drake Bell's song "Everything's Gonna Be Okay" backwards, you can hear Bell chanting, "I had sex with Ryan Ross", in a cruel attempt to taunt Turner.<br /><br />Alex Turner and Drake Bell are set to collaborate on Turner's upcoming solo album. Rumored song titles include: "Shawn Liked It", "Gonna Ram You Good Tonight", and "Gonna Make You My F*g Like T.R.".<br /><br />In an attempt to get back at Paris Hilton for trying to steal Ryan Ross, Alex Turner started the website, parisexposed.com.<br /><br />Alex Turner has cybersex with Bob Dylan and Drake Bell on a nightly basis.<br /><br />Alex Turner helped Shawn Hornbeck kidnap Ben Ownby.<br /><br />Alex Turner was recently on an episode of Maury entitled "My 7th Grade Daughter is a Tramp!". Turner was quoted as saying, "I'll ram anywhere, anytime, any place. Even on a tractor."<br /><br />Alex Turner was cybering with someone and found out they was a monkey!<br /><br />Alex Turner has multiple accounts on IMDB.com that he uses to stand up for the cast of High School Musical on their messageboards.<br /><br />Alex Turner, Bob Dylan, and Ryan Ross engage in exciting role playing games in which Turner is the Angry Young Folk Singer, Dylan is the Rockin' Dad, and Ross is the Killjoy Rock Wife.<br /><br />Alex Turner is the one who turned Shawn Hornbeck into a door-to-door Bible selling Jehova's Witness. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:israel_standup:1209 2007-01-19T18:44:05Z 2007-01-19T18:50:27Z <img src="http://i16.tinypic.com/4e1en7q.jpg"><br /><br /><br /><big><big><big><big><big><big><big><big>Y/N</big></big></big></big></big></big></big></big> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:israel_standup:1009 2007-01-19T04:29:52Z 2007-01-20T09:20:25Z <img src="http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20070113/capt.motg12001131645.missing_boy_motg120.jpg"><br /><br /><img src="http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20070113/capt.motg10701131554.missing_boy_motg107.jpg"><br /><br /><br /><big><big><big><big><big><big><big><big>Y/N</big></big></big></big></big></big></big></big> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:israel_standup:492 2006-11-06T03:40:25Z 2007-01-07T06:28:06Z hay guys<br /><br />if you know who dis is leave a comment :P